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Slothletic and Proud Funny Sloth Cycling T-Shirt – “FTP: Freakin’ Tired Primate” Bike Humor Tee

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Celebrate your love of slow rides and chill vibes with our Slothletic and Proud sloth cycling t-shirt! Perfect for cyclists with a sense of humor, this pun-filled tee features an adorably exhausted sloth pedaling hard (or hardly pedaling) on a triathlon bike. With bold text proclaiming “My FTP stands for Freakin’ Tired Primate,” this shirt is a must-have for laid-back riders and weekend warriors alike.

Whether you're a proud member of the slow peloton or just appreciate a funny fitness pun, this comfy, high-quality tee brings style and smiles to your wardrobe. Great gift idea for cyclists, sloth lovers, and anyone whose FTP is more "funny than functional."

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing
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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Slothletic and Proud Funny Sloth Cycling T-Shirt – “FTP: Freakin’ Tired Primate” Bike Humor Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.